Tagged!

Regular readers of this page (both of you) will be aware that I was the innocent victim of a tagging last week from Ms Mittens. So I have to pick five occupations from below, before adding my own.

If I could be an accountant (Chris L)
If I could be a professional photographer (Chris L)
If I could be a tour guide (Chris L)
If I could be a king's toe nail picker (Chris L -- time to get creative!)
If I could be a bum. (Chris L)
If I could be a Red Cross representative (MsMittens)
If I could be a soldier (MsMittens)
If I could be a peacekeeper (MsMittens)
If I could be a store owner (MsMittens)
If I could be a security risk analyst (MsMittens)
If I could be an explorer (MsMittens)
If I could be a bike courier (MsMittens)
If I could be a dictator (MsMittens)
If I could be a gynecologist
If I could be a proctologist (dtrini)
If I could be a physiotherapist (dtrini)
If I could be an ophthalmologist (dtrini)
If I could be a polinctor (dtrini)
If I could be a courtesan (Penny)
If I could be a cruise director (Penny - c'mon, what did you expect?)
If I could be an automotive designer (Penny)
If I could be a UN representative (Penny)
If I could be a professional mudwrestler (Penny)
If I could be a psychic(Kristin)
If I could be a politician(Kristin)
If I could be an inventor(Kristin)
If I could be a quality control tech for M&Ms (Kristin)
If I could be a statistician (cricket)
If I could be a veterinarian (cricket)
If I could be a crash-test dummy (cricket)
If I could be a pilot (cricket)
If I could be a NASCAR driver(cricket)
If I could be a music executive (The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a grandparent(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a computer hacker(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a professional basketball player(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be a Customer Service Representative(The Man In The Middle)
If I could be an artist
If I could be a marketing director
If I could be a nanny
If I could be a psychic
If I could be an emergency medical technician
If I could be a firefighter
If I could be a designer
If I could be a policeman/woman
If I could be a teacher
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime(by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer(by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep(by laine)
If I could be a masseuse(by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver(by Brian)
If I could be a priest(by Brian)
If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham(Karen)
If I could be a dancer(Karen)
If I could be Santa Claus(Karen)
If I could be on a reality TV show(Dawn)
If I could be a magician(Dawn)
If I could be a rich man
If I could be perfect
If I could be a comedian

If I could be a tour guide, I'd love to show off some of the places I regularly get to cycle through in this part of the world. Just once, I'd like to be able to share the experience with someone.

If I could be an explorer, I'd like to go and explore The Moon or Mars some day. Most places on this planet have been discovered (not that I'm not keen to explore those too!), but just to be able to visit a whole alien world (or more than one), the possibilities are mind-boggling!

If I could be a writer, I'd love to write cycling guide-books about the places I ride. Ideally what I'd like to do is reveal enough about an area to entice people to visit it, let them know what to expect in some respects, but save a few surprises, too.

If I could be a professional photographer, I'd put out a calendar with shots I've taken in various places, but unlike a lot of the other wall calendars (which use shots of the same things every year), I'd visit somewhere different each year, and focus on a different environment.

If I could be a priest, I'd point out to the followers of whatever religion it was (and this applies to all of them equally), that "Thou shalt not kill" still applies even if you're facing someone from another country with a slightly different belief system.

So there it is. Hopefully I haven't bored you all too much with it. Now to Tag somebody else so I can get some sleep tonight! Mariposo is probably the only link on this page not to have been tagged at some point! You're it!