Snappy answers to stupid interview questions part 1

Inspired by a thread over on FFC, and the following discussion on some of the stupid questions people get at job interviews. No doubt we've all heard them, things that are totally irrelevant to one's ability to actually do the job in question, things like "do you think you could sell this paper clip to me?" when you're applying for a job as a secretary.

I present the following contribution made by an unregistered poster simply known as "answers". If you ever get a stupid question at a job interview again, here are some things you can use. This is part 1, because I expect it will be an ongoing series. If anyone actually reads this and has some contributions of their own, feel free to add them -- you might even get to see your name up in lights (or HTML).

“Why are manhole covers round?”
Because your 'manhole' is round big boy!



“How many gas stations are there in the United States?”
one.

“How are M&M’s made?”
You take an M an ampersand an another M and stick them together.

“You have been assigned to design Bill Gates bathroom. Naturally, cost is not a consideration. You may not speak to Bill. What would you do?”
Boobie trap the f*cker, no more bill.

“How would you explain how to use Microsoft Excel to your grandma?”
Don't.

“Explain a scenario for testing a salt shaker.”
1) Shake the bitch
2) is salt coming out?

“How would you design a coffee-machine for an automobile.”
If you don't have time to stop for coffee, realign your priorities man.

“How would you go about building a keyboard for 1-handed users?”
You can type just fine on a regular keyboard with only one hand. Haven't you ever cybered?Would you like to?

“How would you build an alarm clock for deaf people?”
I'd make it really really really really loud.